You Couldn't Resist.

BRO!! Why would you click that? What is wrong with you?

There were three buttons. Two of them went somewhere useful. You read all three, and you chose this one.

If your thumb slipped, fine. We’ll allow it. Here are the buttons you meant to press:

I went to S.O.U.L. Fest → I didn’t come →

If your thumb didn’t slip, the unsubscribe link is at the bottom of the email. We’ll cope.